Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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