why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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