I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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