I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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