Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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