Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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