i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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