Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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