I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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