first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Life is so much better after having sex.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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