There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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