that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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