I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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