she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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