Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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