They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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