Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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