Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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