Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry buckinfunny hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(207): View more from Maine

Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS

Fav 8 4555 949
share tweet
(508): View more from Massachusetts

Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower

Fav 21 9773 935
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(301): View more from Maryland

The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.

Fav 28 4069 1040
share tweet
(216): View more from Ohio

you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission

Fav 7 4643 1074
share tweet
(512): View more from Texas

Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.

Fav 21 3752 1250
share tweet
(515): View more from Iowa

i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.

Fav 7 1077 3088
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(914): View more from New York

If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.

Fav 14 3296 874
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(405): View more from Oklahoma

And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"

Fav 0 489 365
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(740): View more from Ohio

With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.

(607): View more from New York

Please tell me you're not on their roof again..

Fav 0 477 223
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT