and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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