SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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