We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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