sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
She said her name was "party"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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