when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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