I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
True strength comes from lack of pants
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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