I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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