We're like a lot better than the average bears
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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