ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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