Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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