So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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