Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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