yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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