My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I enjoy the company of your penis
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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