Yo dont text me then not text me
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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