nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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