Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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