rhymes with "ouble enetration"
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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