just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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