I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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