i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize
