it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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