what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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