Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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