My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I have aggressive nipples.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Randomize
