whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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