i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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