I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
