yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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