Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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