just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize
