hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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